The Not-so-Hasty Crafter: Emily

Once upon a time I lived in Arizona. *gasp* I KNOW! I can't believe I survived it either! I made many good friends there, however, so the experience wasn't completely wasted. One such friend was Emily, who came up with a rather clever idea: a onesie that was also a collared shirt! Genius! Now that I have a little boy in my life, I find that her idea is also applicable to me.



Adorable, are they not? Go here to order one for the little guy in your life!

Other People's Hasty Crafts

It's amazing, the Hasty Crafts you can find out in crafty blog world if you look hard enough. Or often enough. For example, we have this fabulous BHC-approved project from Ashley at Little Miss Momma:



Stapling the ribbons on! I would have never thought of that.

The Hasty Desk Organizer

Remember how I said that my computer desk is so messy I'm embarrassed to post pictures of it? It still is, but this Hasty Organizer does help (as do the three pencil cups, the odds-and-ends organizer, and the five small drawers and plastic shoe box. I think I need to rethink my organization).



Made from a #10 can (think food storage) and using the cheat known as hot glue, I dug through my stash of home dec fabrics, found some samples that I bought years ago (25 cents for a square of pretty material! How could I resist?), and glued them on. Added the flowers to disguise the uninspiring rim. Ignore the badly glued ribbon around the bottom. It was glued in haste (imagine that) and since it's on the curve, it didn't turn out pretty. But who cares? It's on the bottom.

Anyway. Inside:



I made the divider from some latch-hook grid leftovers from this project (recognize it, Sara?), attaching them with brads. Easy peasy. The round section is for receipts that need to be accounted for in the budget. The straight organizers divide the bills from the "I need these for reference" pile. As for the Loving Your Disposal and Toilet flier, well, let's just say that my apartment complex has been blaming their bad plumbing on the residents. In some cases, true. In our case, not so much. Ah well.

The Not-so-Hasty Crafter: Lisa

I believe I've mentioned the talented friends I have. I have no jealousy of their expert craftiness--indeed, I'm happy to promote it! People who have the patience to create such perfect things with so many details have my admiration. For instance, I do crochet. In one color. With very little in the way of pattern. It's the Hasty Way.

Now take my friend Lisa, on the other hand. She crochets exquisitely. I mean, look at her afghans!



Such texture! Such pattern! Such ability not to drop stitches and not notice until three rows later! I applaud you, Lisa, I applaud you.

So go visit Lisa at the Ladybug Crochet shop on Etsy. You won't be sorry.

The Hasty Office Makeover

Do your office drawers look like this?



Do you have banks and banks of them? Do you get tired of looking at all that mess? I did. I needed a Hasty Craft to cover up the random papers showing in all my files. (Hasty does not equal organized, I'm afraid. This is why you won't see a picture of my entire desk. It's just too embarrassing.)

Turns out that Hobby Lobby carries scrapbooking papers! Who knew? (Probably everyone who scrapbooks. I realize this. But I like doing things digitally, where I can get an immediate result. Ergo, no scrapbooking for me and I get to be constantly amazed at the variety of papers that Hobby Lobby offers. I like a little wonderment in my life.) I found some I liked and did this to my drawer fronts (resisting the temptation to do every drawer in a different cool paper. Uniformity was the goal here):


And the rest of the office:



I happened on this serendipitous piece of fleece in Joann's as I did this makeover:


Matches nicely, don't you think?


All I did was cut the paper to size and drape the fleece over the back of the chair, but I'm happy with it! Here's to Hasty Crafting without repentance. *happy sigh*

Other People's Hasty Crafts

As I troll through the crafting blog world, I often come across projects that are approved by the Board of Hasty Crafters (BHC), also known as me.

This cute blouse refashion definitely gets BHC approval!



Jenn from Making it My Own demonstrates this project so clearly, so cleanly, that I am deluded into thinking I could do it for myself!

The Not-so-Hasty Crafter

Let it be known that this Hasty Crafter has friends. Talented friends, even! Friends who are patient enough to get things right the first time and can actually provide products to friends, family, and customers without putting their hand over a goofed-up area and saying, "Just ignore that part. You'll never see it anyway."

Not that I've done that.

Anyway, my First Follower (ooh! I'm starting a cult!) is one such patient person. She is the mad genius behind Elk Dresses, comfy dresses for infants and toddlers and her name is Woman of Steele! Or if you're feeling formal, you can call her Mrs. Steele. No relation to Remington that we know of.

Drools-in-Happiness is comfortable in his masculinity and would be happy to model an Elk Dress. The Hub won't allow it, however, so this picture will have to suffice:


How cute is that?

So go find the Woman of Steele at her Etsy store or her blog and say hello!

The Hasty Bleach Pen Experiment

One thing about Hasty Crafts is that I need to be able to complete them, well, hastily! With an infant around the house, I don't have long stretches of time to focus on making things. As it was, Drools-in-Happiness thought this craft wasn't hasty enough. It was an experiment and I didn't know how long I'd have to let the bleach set.

You know that freezer paper stencil craze that's buzzing around craftdom? It sounds pretty cool, but I thought it was even cooler when someone tried it with bleach. My conniving little brain thought that a bleach pen would expedite the process. It did, but I sacrificed clarity for haste.

Here you see some of my favorite pants. They're made of a light chambray, perfect for summer, but somehow they acquired a mystery stain right in the lap area. Tragic.

(Drools-in-Happiness claims total innocence. I believe him. For the moment.)

So I went to my stencil stash (What? You don't have a stencil stash?) and found some butterflies of appropriate size to create a relative trompe l'oeil in the area of the stain.


I had tried the experiment first on a pink shirt that I wasn't all that fond of and had managed to spill honey mustard dressing on. It was a rather strategically placed spill, and just bleaching the area would have been . . . eyecatching. The stencil worked out well. And it makes me hate "Charity Pink"--the advertised color of this shirt--a little less.


After I got the bleach gel on, I let it sit until there was a distinct change in color. Blotted off the excess with a towel, threw them in the washer in their own load (I don't need to be practicing my Hasty Craftiness on my entire wardrobe, thank you), then dried them in the dryer.

I *think* I like the soft edges to the stenciling--I'm a casual gal and my clothes tend to reflect that. However, I do wish I'd let the bleach sit longer on the pants for a greater color contrast--repenting at leisure again. But I'm going to have to wear the pants a few times and see what I think before I act on that thought.

The craft was a success, though. Enthusiasm wants me to repeat the Celtic knot stencil on one of her little shirts. No problem! Drools-in-Happiness is fairly certain that only doing ONE stencil meets Hasty Craft time requirements. I'll post an update when I do it, as she's chosen a dark blue shirt and I want to get this timing figured out.

The Hasty Binky Clip

I have a 5-month-old. He's completely adorable and no, you can't borrow him. But he does have this habit of taking the binky/soothie/paccie/pacifier/what-have-you and calming down, then spitting it out when he's done. This leads to one of two reactions on my part.

1. Great! He's not dependent on it!

2. Great. Now I have to wash the dang thing again, since it is now bouncing around the doctor's office floor/the store floor/the parking lot.

I happened to be at Hobby Lobby when this happened for the LAST. DANG. TIME. so I opted to pick up a pack of mitten clips and make something useful.

**Other handy things to know about me: The 5-month-old (Drools-in-Happiness) is not alone. He has two sisters, 6-year-old Persistence and 4-year-old Enthusiasm. And we homeschool. Calm and ordered my life is not.**

We were running out the door that night when the perfect Hasty Craft dawned on me--I could hand-sew a binky clip as we drove! So I grabbed the clips, ribbon from my stash, a small elastic, and my sewing kit (home to random bits and bobs like thread from other projects, needles, pins, and tailor's chalk. TAILOR'S CHALK. I use that when?)

I had the clip nearly finished when we got to the library, and by the time we got to the next stop on our list--Braum's!--I was done. I slipped it on the boy's binky, clipped it to his drool bib, and we proceeded inside. I did the ordering while The Hub wrangled the children into a booth.

When I came back, The Hub held up the clip. "It's too long. It could wrap around his neck." Oops. BIG oops. This is not my first child. This is not my first craft. I know better.
*sigh*
Lesson re-learned: Measure twice, cut once.

We came home and I rethought my Hasty Craft. This is what the binky clip looked like in its original form:



Don't let my photography skillz (read: lack thereof) fool you--that's satin ribbon. If I do this again, I'm using grosgrain. Also, my hand-sewing needs practice. Lots and lots of practice. I make Dr. Frankenstein's handiwork look refined. Anyway....

Being my own special brand of lazy, and nursing Drools-in-Happiness at the time, I decided to play around with the ribbon. Half the length was still too long, but one third of the length was perfect. So I folded it in thirds, found some awesome perle cotton in my sewing kit that actually MATCHED the ribbon, and hand-bound the edges. Sturdier and prettier! Repenting at leisure accomplished.

At one point The Hub looked over and said, "Wouldn't it be easier to cut the ribbon and resew a new loop around the clip?" Sure it would. And it would look nicer if I dug out the sewing machine instead of doing it by hand. But here we are.


It even has a super-secret pocket for the boy to hide more drool in! More importantly, hazard eliminated and clip created. The End.

Introduction

Confession #1: I am a crafter. I have random supplies eating up valuable living space in our tiny two-bedroom apartment.

Confession #2: I am not very patient.

Confession #3: The above two confessions make for interesting and/or boneheaded decisions on my part when crafting hastily. And I don't always take the simplest route when fixing said mistakes--or so I've been told.

Ergo, learn from my mistakes. Or enjoy the ride. It's up to you.